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War of the In-laws.
CELEBRATION FOR YUL'S FIRST 100 DAYS
Please look over here. One, two, three.
-Excuse me. -Come on...
-Hello. -Yul.
Yul, come to Grandpa.
You are her maternal grandpa.
-Come to Grandpa. -Yul,
-come to your Grandpa. -Come to Grandpa.
-Come on. -Come on, Yul.
I think it's time to change Yul's diaper.
Excuse me.
Come on, Yul.
The grandpas' obsession with their granddaughter was
only the prelude to the war of the in-laws.
ACT 1, PRELUDE TO WAR
6 MONTHS LATER
Come to Grandpa.
Gosh, you should take a seat.
I wouldn't feel comfortable.
If Yul takes after her mom,
she won't be a picky eater.
Seok is a picky eater.
If Yul takes after Seok,
she will be talented in art.
Ae-bong had a high level of concentration
ever since she was little.
My goodness.
Mother, aren't you tired?
It's nothing. Thanks to the dishwasher you bought me,
I enjoy working in the kitchen.
Thank you.
I see, my son.
Good job.
-Good job. -Right, Mom?
My goodness, you should be more careful.
-I almost died. -Goodness...
Give her to me. You can't eat like that.
No, I am as comfortable as I can be.
I haven't eaten in a more comfortable way.
Mr. Choi, it seems like you love your granddaughter a lot.
Come on. He doesn't even share the same last name with Yul.
You are eating so well.
Dad, give me Yul.
Yul, let's eat baby food.
-Give me Yul. -Come back to me, okay?
-All right. -How cute!
Give me Yul. I can feed her. I am done eating.
What? It's okay.
Dad, you barely touched your food.
I am done eating. I can feed her well.
I am the expert at feeding babies. Just watch and learn.
Here comes the airplane.
Yul. There you go.
-She eats so well. -Yul.
It's here. It's gone.
It's magic.
There you go.
That's odd. There is no way she would eat that.
ACT 2, WAR BREAKS OUT
A dog.
A rooster.
I don't think it's going to end anytime today.
-I will get going. -Mom.
Why don't we go to a bar or something?
-That's a good idea. -Mom.
Mother.
Mom.
Where are you going?
Don't go.
You need to take responsibility.
Here comes the fart sound.
Yul-bong, I will show you what a real fart sounds like.
Listen.
I am not making the sound with my mouth.
Yul-bong, here comes the real fart. It even smells.
That's right.
I have four balls, not two balls.
This might go on all night long.
Look at this.
What are we going to do?
That's the orchid my mom grew for five years!
My goodness.
-My goodness. -Mother.
-Mom, calm down. -Please calm down.
Why did you do that?
All right, Yul-bong.
I would like to hold her now.
She cries when she is in your arms.
All right.
Yul-bong.
I'm going to go now.
Oh, are you leaving?
I can't see you to the door
because I am holding Yul-bong. Have a safe trip home.
Are you having fun Yul-bong?
My goodness.
Dad, are you okay?
Don't mind me and get back to what you were doing.
I want to be alone.
You should eat.
You shouldn't skip a meal at your age.
You will get sick at this rate.
What's the use of eating?
I got rejected by my only granddaughter.
Don't be dramatic...
Are you crying?
What do I have to do
to become Yul's number one grandpa?
My goodness.
Should I be honest or nice?
-Be honest. -You can't be her number one grandpa.
When it comes to Yul,
Father goes beyond your expectation.
He lines up in front of a store early in the morning
to buy a toy for Yul.
I can line up at a mart.
I can do anything he does.
I know you can, but...
The thing is, Father injured his ankle that morning
while playing soccer.
Despite being on crutches,
he went out to buy Yul's toy.
-I could barely hold back my tears-- -All right!
Let's go!
Honey. Cho Cheol-wang.
My goodness.
I'll get going then.
TOYPOLIS
Excuse me, what is that line?
-It marks the 300th person. -What?
Three...
Does that mean people behind the line can't buy the toy?
Yes.
I promised my granddaughter to buy this toy, but...
I am going to wait and see what happens.
Okay, 301, 302, 303, 304, 305, 306.
It's not even 6 a.m. yet.
It's an eco-friendly toy that stimulates a child's five senses.
The toy company released a limited edition
to celebrate its 30th anniversary,
so you won't be able to buy it again.
Do you see that elderly woman?
She lived in a tent and used a chamber pot for three days
for her grandson.
Gosh, why is the line so long?
What brings you here?
I have as much right to be here as you.
Your effort has been wasted.
You are
the 307th person in the line.
What?
It'll be hard for the both of us to be included in the first 300 people anyways.
I agree. Let us not lose sight of our goal.
If we get rid of the six people in front of us,
we will be able to get
a present for our precious Yul-bong.
Cross!
ACT 4, ALLIANCE WITH THE ENEMY
THE SIX COMPETITORS FOR THE LIMITED-EDITION BONG BONG
NUMBER 305, NUMBER 304, NUMBER 303 NUMBER 302, NUMBER 301, NUMBER 300
How will we get rid of six people?
Watch me.
I will solve it in a manly way.
Excuse me.
Do you want to play a game with me for your place in the line?
Why would I want to do that? I am in front of you.
If I win, change places with me.
If you win, I will pay for your toy.
I don't think I'll be able to buy it anyway.
I might as well make some money.
Okay. Hold on.
I will be the judge.
Get ready. Here we go.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Mr. Cho!
I am proud of you!
NUMBER 305
Mr. Cho.
You set an example for me.
I will go this time.
What is it?
You must be exhausted from waiting so long.
Why are you stating the obvious?
I am sorry.
I am an ex-marine with a massage license.
Would you like me to give you a massage?
-Why? -You look exhausted, that's all.
My muscles are a bit sore.
You don't have to pay me anything. Please sit down.
Well, a free massage wouldn't hurt. I was tired of waiting anyways.
Here.
I will begin the massage.
That feels good.
Gosh, it's good.
How refreshing!
What did you do?
It's a technique that puts people to sleep.
He will start snoring in a second.
NUMBER 304
Four people remain.
Do we really have to go this far?
Wake up. There is only one thing you need to think about.
Think about the smile Yul will make when she gets that toy.
Yul's smile.
I hesitated for a second.
We will pay for our sins.
Don't forget.
ACT 5, COMRADESHIP
Since we don't have much time, we need a strategy
that will take out many people at once.
Many people at once?
Let's use a scientific method.
While they are busy eating ramyeon,
we will take this route.
It's a sewer.
Yes, it is.
What's important is where this sewer leads to.
This is a plan for the store and sewer system.
If we sneak into the sewer
and take the underground route,
we will reach the beginning of the line.
It makes no sense, right?
I thought the same.
I am embarrassed.
I have a secret weapon.
I drink the mixture of these beverages when I am constipated.
If we give it to people...
They will drink it
and have endless diarrhea.
Mr. Cho, you are incredible.
I will serve the drink.
It's healthy probiotics.
-It's free. -Thank you.
It's free. Have a cup.
You must be exhausted. Please go ahead. It's free.
NUMBER 303, NUMBER 302 NUMBER 301, NUMBER 300
The sale will begin shortly.
Please stand up.
Will we be able to buy the toy now?
No. There is still one more person.
-One more person. -Yes.
This is...
Did you drink it?
Why did you drink it?
You handed me...
-Thank you. -Bye.
Thank you.
You are the 300th customer. Congratulations.
-Thank you. -Mr. Choi.
What happened?
-You said there is still one more person. -Yes, I was number 301
and you were number 300.
Since you left the line,
I became number 300.
-Please step back. -Please come with me.
Mr. Choi.
NUMBER 306
BONG BONG'S BUBBLE BATH
It's mine!
Sir, please don't do this.
-Please don't do this. -Give it to me.
It's mine!
-Stop it! -Let go!
ACT 6, ALLIANCE BREAKS
My goodness.
We shouldn't have fought over such a beautiful child.
Yes. We learned from a child.
You are right.
It's tiring
to be their granddaughter.
Next up...
Your Mom Used to Be Fit.
Hello!
It has been a while.
-Gosh, you startled me. -I missed you.
It's nice.
I almost called her a hobo.
-No Suk-ja! -She has a point.
I get that you have a child,
but how could you leave the house in that state?
-It's a bit much. -You don't know anything.
It's a miracle that I was able to even leave the house.
All right.
-All right. Get going. -Okay.
My goodness.
Gosh, I left my clothes in my room.
What should I do?
This is Mother's cardigan.
Whose is this?
It's Jun's.
I had the choice between wearing this
and staying in the house.
We are honored that you're spending your precious time with us.
How could you do this?
What are you talking about?
I am speechless...
Is this all the food you ordered?
-Food? -Food?
Stop staring.
You will understand how I feel
when you have a child of your own.
You have to eat
when you have the chance.
Okay.
Ae-bong, are you sure you're not pregnant with a second child?
What?
Pregnant?
I am back!
Be quiet.
Yul-bong is sleeping soundly.
Was it fun to hang out with your friends?
Yes, it was all thanks to you. Thank you.
Mother, how is your stomach so flat?
Gosh, my stomach isn't flat.
It is flat. I never noticed but you are very fit.
My friends asked me
if I am pregnant with a second child.
What is your secret?
I don't have a secret.
You sure know how to flatter your mother-in-law.
You've improved.
I received Korean beef as a present.
Take some when you leave, okay?
Thank you.
No way!
I think my habit of wearing loose clothes is making me gain weight.
This won't do.
I will wear the jeans I wore before I had Yul.
Here they are.
I am sure they will fit.
Why won't they fit?
For goodness' sake.
No!
My jeans must have shrunk.
I should stretch them out.
Yul, let's go out.
The best thing to do in this situation
is to evacuate.
Let's go. Come here.
Why won't they fit?
No way!
My goodness.
What are you doing? Why aren't you drinking your tea?
It's okay. I don't want to drink tea.
I feel like my stomach is going to get upset just by drinking water.
Did you get rained on or something?
Why is your shoulder so wet?
Oh, this? It's Yul's spit.
I see.
I'm never going to have a child. I'll just get married.
I have a question.
Why aren't you losing weight?
You don't have time to eat.
You move around without stopping once.
It's a mystery.
It's a mystery to me, too.
I abide by the three rules of dieting these days.
THREE MEALS A DAY MAKE YOU GAIN WEIGHT
I will only eat one meal today.
I will mix rice with vegetables
EXERCISE UNTIL THE BRINK OF DEATH AND EAT SO YOU WON'T DIE
Let's go.
Gosh, it stings. I feel like I am going to die.
Let's eat, Choi Ae-bong.
Eating all of this won't kill you.
It's so tasty.
Hello.
Three servings of tteokbokki, please.
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE
No, I don't.
The taste of the same tteokbokki restaurant changes
according to the temperature, humidity, and condition of the check.
The world is wide and there are so many flavors I haven't discovered.
Thank you.
Tteokbokki tastes even better today.
Don't you think it's a mystery?
There is a middle-aged woman whose workout is very popular
on social networking service. Try the workout.
Masked Mommy? I saw the videos.
She teaches you exercises you can do with household items.
She has an incredible body.
Apparently, she stayed fit by doing household chores
after she had two sons.
What's so special about her workout?
Masked Mommy will run today as well!
Let's learn some simple exercises you can do at home.
Here comes a simple warmup exercise.
One, two, three, four.
One, two.
This is nothing special.
You simply need to exercise with household items.
-That's right. -Can you do these exercises?
It will be a piece of cake.
Isn't that right, Yul-bong? I can do those exercises, right?
Let's go!
Hula hoop is the best for losing belly fat.
Ouch! That hurts!
That tickles and hurts.
Aerobic exercise is the best for losing weight.
My goodness.
Cycling isn't for me.
No.
Shall I hire a personal trainer?
Are you ready?
All right. One, two, three.
One, two, two, three.
Three, two, three, four.
You are doing well.
You want to go on a diet?
Yes. I will cleanse my body with a plant-based diet.
I won't eat any junk food that is harmful to my body.
POTATO CHIPS
-Hey, one bag of potato chips is 780kcal. -What?
Isn't potato a vegetable?
If you're going to consume 1,560kcal just have a meal.
-Let me finish this. -Stop.
You are following a proper plant-based diet this time.
I'm not a girl who is just all talk and no action.
Stop.
What do you have in there?
Look at this.
Surprise!
You stupid hams. You should have hidden properly.
I will solve the problem.
Ae-bong, why aren't you coming to bed?
They say you'll gain weight if you eat before you sleep.
So I am not going to sleep.
What kind of logic is that?
You wouldn't understand.
Go to bed.
You must be tired.
I am not going to sleep. Go to bed.
I am not going to sleep.
Wake up, Ae-bong.
Mom!
Yul!
Yul, isn't she your mom?
No, she isn't. I don't know her. She isn't my mom.
Yul.
I told you not to come to school.
You embarrass me.
Yul!
My goodness!
Yul!
Yul.
This won't do.
I really want to be a pretty and skinny mom.
I want to take good care of myself so that Yul will be proud of me.
One, two.
I can do this.
Imagine spilling this water on the floor.
MASKED MOMMY'S EVERYDAY EXERCISE
You will remain in position to avoid the cleanup.
My goodness.
Okay.
Think about the time your husband upset you
and hit the sandbag you made with his coat.
This exercise is good
because you won't be able to stop once you get started.
My husband? So this is Cho Seok.
Okay.
Why didn't I lose any weight?
How could you not lose any weight when you are on a diet?
You secretly ate something at night again, didn't you?
You must have eaten a lot.
I can't believe you.
-I am sorry. -For goodness' sake.
The scale must be off. Try again.
Really?
Look, 100kg!
You little...
It scared the crap out of me. I thought it was real.
Ae-bong, what are these?
Grapes. I will only eat grapes.
It's the one food diet.
I will end this once and for all.
Like Ae-bong said,
she really ended her diet.
Ae-bong.
What is this?
Did you eat all of these grapes?
Ae-bong, are you there?
-Seok. -Ae-bong, what's wrong?
Hey, Ae-bong.
Hey! Ae-bong! What's wrong?
Wake up, Ae-bong.
Hey! What is that?
Wake up!
Ae-bong!
Ae-bong, are you okay? Are you awake?
Doctor, she is awake.
-How are you feeling? -What?
It's malnutrition, right?
She fasts
and eats grapes all day. She ate so many grapes.
So it was grapes.
It's agrochemical poisoning.
Wash the grapes before you eat them from now on.
Seok, go.
Go.
Go to Yul.
Ae-bong.
Mother, you are here.
How is Yul doing?
If you're worried about her, you shouldn't have done that.
Yul has her grandpa, uncle, and dad
looking after her.
So don't worry. Just focus on getting better.
Here.
Try this.
You shouldn't have.
It's nothing serious.
Nothing serious?
It may be nothing serious to you,
but it's a state of emergency to Yul.
Think about it.
A child trusts her mom the most.
If her mom is sick,
it'll be as if her entire universe is falling apart.
Mother.
Why did you do this to yourself?
I think you look healthy and pretty.
You don't need to lose weight.
It's just that my friends
still wear pretty clothes.
But ever since I had Yul, I didn't have the time to take care of myself.
I feel like a mess.
It scares me.
Ae-bong, that's not what's important right now.
You need to eat well and stay healthy
to raise a child well.
Staying in a hospital for a day is enough
to make you worry about Yul. Am I wrong?
You are right.
You are really right.
Right now you have to eat well
and raise Yul well.
You can lose weight later.
In my eyes, my daughter-in-law is very pretty...
Like you said,
I need to eat well to raise Yul well.
Right?
Right.
I won't need to wash the containers.
How fascinating!
I think I lost weight.
I love the mirror.
Seok, how did you think of getting something like this?
I did it for my family's peace and well-being
as well as my safety.
Gosh, I don't care. I'm so happy.
Shall we dine out today?
Why don't we have samgyetang to restore your health?
Gosh, I wasn't going to have dinner. Shall we do that?
Chicken won't make me gain weight since it's high in protein and low in fat.
For dessert, we should get a cup of hot chocolate.
You probably don't know this,
but cocoa beans have antioxidants and polyphenols.
It's very good for beauty and health.
Okay. Let's go.
Lead the way, will you?
Okay.
Let's go, Yul.
Yul, let's go and eat something tasty.
That's right.
Let's go and eat something tasty.
A mother's belly fat is a medal.
A beautiful medal.
My goodness.
What? These are too light.
-Am I doing this right? -Today, we will learn an exercise
you can do with red pepper paste containers.
-Am I doing this right? -Don't forget to do five sets of ten reps.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
Mom, aren't we going to eat?
I am hungry.
There she goes again.
She played around with hangers yesterday.
She is doing it with red pepper paste containers today.
Nothing comes easy in life.
Goodbye, troublesome family.
Translation by Dong-joo Park